Oh Yes I Did

Today I was child-free thanks to Grandma Jann. She missed Max and Wild Thing and couldn't wait to have them spend some quality time with her. I packed them up and took them over last night and they'll be home after dinner tonight. So, you ask, what did you do with your free day?

Well...technically, I broke the law. I stole. And now I am being flip about it.

At noon today I went to the theater and paid to see The Devil Wears Prada. At 2:05 I was on my way out to my car when I saw that X-Men 3 started at 1:50. The X-Men theater was right next to the exit. I almost went directly to my car...and then I didn't. I looked at my watch, calculated what time the movie would end and when the kids would be home. I totally went in and saw X-Men 3. I did it after thinking about it and I had guilt for about 30 minutes. Then I got too wrapped up in the violence to care.

I know you are appalled. Get over it. I'm 35 and I've never done it before in my life. Frankly, the opportunity was too good to pass up. If you stop reading me, I'll understand. If you want to go to the movies sometime, give me a call.