I Am Your Queen!

In this photo you can see the people of Maine my minions paying homage to my greatness. Ah, it's good to be the Queen.

AP - Over 1,400 people gathered on Sunday to welcome the famous mommy-blogger Chilihead to the town of Gorham, Maine. She's known throughout the blogging community for her Groucho glasses and wicked sense of humor, not to mention her benevolence and beauty.

When asked if she had ever read Ms. Chilihead's blog, one minion had this to say, "Have I read it? Who hasn't read it? I check Don't Try This at Home multiple times a day. I use her advice and humor to make my own life better. She really is living the dream."

When Chilihead took the stage early Sunday afternoon, minions spontaneously erupted into a rousing chorus of God Save the Queen even though Chilihead is not British nor were her admirers. A few minions broke down into hysterical tears from sheer excitement.

Gorham, Maine was Chilihead's first and only stop on her whirlwind North American tour. She is available to host your bar/bat mitzvah, reception, cookout, party, or other event for a nominal fee and expenses.

Not buying it? Here's the real story. While you're off reading that I think I'll try on my tiara again and practice my wave.

(Thanks to Shannon and her friend for the link!)