Overheard

I was standing in line at the Dollar Store, almost comatose, but people-watching none the less.

I scanned the line behind me and my eye caught a woman on her cell phone. She was quite excited. I could hear her conversation:

"Did you say you were looking into having an alarm system for your house? Well they sell them here at the Dollar Store! Do you want me to pick it up while I'm here?"

You have to be kidding me. I wish I had the address to her trailer.