Stupid Human Tricks

Do you know that my family can do stupid human tricks? It's true. They may not be earth-shattering, but we can do them none the less.

Wild Thing can cross her little toe over her fourth toe without using her hands. I'm always impressed by this simply because I can't even move my little toe without moving my third and fourth toes at the same time.

Max can basically put his shoulder out of its socket and move it back in. He swears it doesn't hurt. He's mostly just disappointed because he used to be able to do it with both shoulders and now he can only do it with one. The interesting part about this, for me anyway, is that I didn't find out about his trick until this past summer. He says he does it in bed while he's trying to go to sleep and he's been doing it as long as he can remember.

I can raise my left eyebrow. Not that impressive unless you can't do it. I can also wiggle my ears. Again not so impressive unless you can't do it.

Husband...well, his voice is such a deep baritone that no matter how loud he speaks he sounds like he's mumbling. If he answers the phone when you call, you'll probably think you called The Peanuts and got the teacher.

What stupid human tricks do y'all do?