Secular Boomwhackers!

Remember how Antique Mommy outed me as the next secular handbell sensation? Scrap that. I still love the idea of the handbells, but HERE'S what I think my real calling is: secular boomwhackers. It'll be sweeping the nation y'all.

Seriously. How cool is this? And how in world did they ever figure it out? Makes my brain hurt just thinking about it.

I'd be in their band, though, and serve the margaritas. Maybe I'm just supposed to be the secular boomwhacker roadie?