Ask Chili: Wk 3

Dear Chili--

• Beans or no beans?
• 1 alarm or 4?
• Is it true what my dad used to say about the weather: Chilly today, hot tamale?

Sincerely,
Hungry

Dear Hungry,

• Definitely beans. Unless you're Mr. Chili, then no beans. I'll let you ponder that one.
• Two-alarm should suffice unless you are complete wacko and a true chilihead (I am not. I only call myself that to blend in and sound cool).
• Have you seen the weather? My tamales are covered in ice.

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Dear Chili,
Where do numbers go when we aren't using them?

Namaste,
Philosophical

Dear Phil,

You don't mind if I call you Phil, do you? Phil, lay off the LSD. This little film will show you the hazards of too many mind-altering drugs. Take heed and don't be the marijuana spider.