What Really Happened: Love Games

The story the press gives. The story I give:
I love you more.
No, I love you more.
Nooooo, I love you more.
No way! I love you for, like, a hundred years!
No, I love you for six thousand years! And they'll dig us up and we'll still be playing this stupid game! And they'll know I love you more!
No I loooove yooooou moooooore.
Happy Valentine's Day






